The Ramblings of Scott

September 13, 2007

Jessica Alba’s Love Rival Comes Forward

Filed under: cash warren, celebrities, jessica alba — sdp04 @ 3:59 pm

Jessica Alba’s Love Rival Comes Forward – Starpulse News Blog
Pretty blonde Vera Mishina tells the publication she spent a night partying with Warren in New York, and then a morning making love to the producer – only to discover she was just “a one-night stand” and her lover was already back with his famous ex.

The 20-year-old Russian passed a “rigorous” lie detector test before the Enquirer ran with her saucy expose, but that hasn’t stopped Warren from threatening to sue.

Cash Warren is an idiot. Seriously. We are talking JESSICA ALBA and you see some Russian chick within days of your breakup? It would take me 3 years, minimum, to try and get Alba back. I’d eat worms. I’d lick the streets of New York. Hell, I’d work for Live Nation. IT’S JESSICA ALBA…..for reference, see this:

jessica alba

3 Comments »

  1. OMG I WANNA CUM TO THIS SO BAD

    Comment by omg — December 18, 2007 @ 8:58 pm

  2. Which is harder, those giant fucking nipples of hers poking out, or my dick as I sit here jacking off to them! hahaha

    Comment by Jizz — February 17, 2008 @ 6:44 pm

  3. does anyone realize thats I Need Money in the background?

    Comment by mike — April 2, 2008 @ 2:39 pm


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