The Ramblings of Scott

September 21, 2007

Jessica Alba Teaches Ellen DeGeneres How To Walk

Filed under: celebrities, ellen degeneres, jessica alba — sdp04 @ 6:10 pm

Jessica Alba Teaches Ellen DeGeneres How To Walk – Starpulse News Blog
British experts claim Alba has the “perfect walk” after conducting a scientific study based on the ratio between her hips and waist.

Scientific proof!!!  Want some Scott proof?  Here ya go:

Jessica Alba Prefers Game Nights To Parties

Filed under: celebrities, jessica alba — sdp04 @ 6:04 pm

Jessica Alba Prefers Game Nights To Parties – Starpulse News Blog
She adds, “We write really embarrassing things on the Jenga pieces, so that everytime someone picks it out, they get to do fun stuff, like put the person to the left of you’s toe in your mouth! We also do this charades-type game and we play Pictionary.”

Jessica, take Scott’s index and middle finger and place them in your…oh, sorry, back to reality. 

Jennifer Lopez Makes Crazy Demands

Filed under: celebrities, jennifer lopez, marc anthony — sdp04 @ 5:35 pm

Hollywood Rag – Celebrity Ragazine | Jennifer Lopez Makes Crazy Demands
Among the demands are soft-bake chocolate chip cookies, spicy brown mustard, Dentyne Ice spearmint chewing gum, three varieties of Coke (caffeine-free, regular and diet) and cherry tomatoes.

The 38-year-old star also requested her favorite Jo Malone Grapefruit and Lime Blossom candles and two oscillating fans – to help keep the suite at her preferred 80ºF for her entire two-day stay.

how about the butt massage? no butt massage??? Come on, now!!

jennifer lopez

Renee Zellweger’s Fireplace Fire

Filed under: celebrities, renee zellweger — sdp04 @ 5:31 pm

Hollywood Rag – Celebrity Ragazine | Renee Zellweger’s Fireplace Fire
Renée Zellweger’s cosy night in was ruined when a “truckload” of
fire-fighters burst into her apartment.

The ‘Cold Mountain’ actress was feeling the chill yesterday and
decided to use the fireplace in her luxurious New York apartment – but
alarmed neighbours smelled smoke coming from her floor and phoned the
emergency services.

There are more than a few women (and men) that I know that would welcome a troupe of firemen in their place. Live it up, girl!

renee zellweger

Crazy Days and Nights: James Blunt Is A One Hit Wonder And A Slut

Filed under: celebrities, james blunt — sdp04 @ 4:46 pm

Crazy Days and Nights: James Blunt Is A One Hit Wonder And A Slut
In a recent interview, James Blunt had this to say about sleeping with as many women as possible now that he’s a “pop star.”

“I’ve always thought it was my responsibility to do that. I have been told by people that I should not be seen clubbing with good-looking women, but I can’t see why not. Why be a pop star otherwise?

Atta boy Jimmy. Tell them they are beautiful, then bend them over so you don’t have to look at them.  You are my hero.

james blunt

Paris’ Gives Her…

Filed under: Paris Hilton, celebrities — sdp04 @ 4:38 pm

A Socialite’s Life
“I have, like, a million clothes and more than 500 pairs of shoes, so I’m going to give a bunch of them to orphanages and children’s hospitals. I never wear something twice.”

Great, so now the homeless can look like sluts too.

paris hilton

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