indeed….good luck, chuck.

Jessica Alba Teaches Ellen DeGeneres How To Walk – Starpulse News Blog
British experts claim Alba has the “perfect walk” after conducting a scientific study based on the ratio between her hips and waist.

Scientific proof!!!  Want some Scott proof?  Here ya go:

Jessica Alba Prefers Game Nights To Parties – Starpulse News Blog
She adds, “We write really embarrassing things on the Jenga pieces, so that everytime someone picks it out, they get to do fun stuff, like put the person to the left of you’s toe in your mouth! We also do this charades-type game and we play Pictionary.”

Jessica, take Scott’s index and middle finger and place them in your…oh, sorry, back to reality. 

Notable Quotables – Starpulse News Blog
“They poo a lot. It’s not the best-smelling job.” Jessica Alba couldn’t imagine becoming a penguin wrangler. She plays one in her new movie Good Luck Chuck.

First of all, just the image of Jessica saying the word “poo” is enough to set the fires afiring. And to that end, may I present you, my dear reader, with this:

Aishwarya Rai: Pretty in ‘Pink Panther 2′ | Aishwarya Rai, Steve Martin : Just Jared

Okay, first of all, they are making a sequel to this piece of crap that Steve Martin made? Are you serious? It was so much worse than any of the originals and I have still yet to meet one person who actually enjoyed it. Secondly, the worlds second most beautiful woman is co-starring?? This is going to be her big Hollywood major studio debut??  Lunacy. Next thing I’m going to read will be Jessican Alba is having a sex change just so she can have sex with Oprah Winfrey. The world sucks.

Jessica Alba’s Love Rival Comes Forward – Starpulse News Blog
Pretty blonde Vera Mishina tells the publication she spent a night partying with Warren in New York, and then a morning making love to the producer – only to discover she was just “a one-night stand” and her lover was already back with his famous ex.

The 20-year-old Russian passed a “rigorous” lie detector test before the Enquirer ran with her saucy expose, but that hasn’t stopped Warren from threatening to sue.

Cash Warren is an idiot. Seriously. We are talking JESSICA ALBA and you see some Russian chick within days of your breakup? It would take me 3 years, minimum, to try and get Alba back. I’d eat worms. I’d lick the streets of New York. Hell, I’d work for Live Nation. IT’S JESSICA ALBA…..for reference, see this:

Jessica Alba ‘Hasn’t Worked Out In Months’ – Jessica Alba : People.com

Scary, huh?  That a body like this could be yours by watching Yogi Bear and drinking water?  What’s that? She said yoga? Oh. That could work.

Gandolfini, Sarandon a match in ‘Cigarettes’
Jessica Alba and Cash Warren have been spending a lot of time together lately, sparking talk of a reunion.

grrrrr….

Anyway, she has been shooting most of this week in Toronto, so I need to really think hard about whether this is true or it is the miserly press trying to keep us apart.

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Some clown came up with a mathematical way to rate a womans hotness level. Blah blah…..but they hit it on the head with the winner: Jessica Alba.  I knew I should have taken math.

This picture defines hotness with clothing on: