The Beyonce-branded B’Phone, a special edition Samsung UpStage SPH-M620 Sprint-mobile phones will be available in gold and burgundy colors. It will be preloaded with a Beyonce-styled start-up screen, exclusive pictures and video clips including a song sung by Beyonce when she was 10.

Seriously?? Beyonce now has her own phone? You’ve GOT to be shitting me. This woman is either going to be rich beyond belief or lose her money to a bunch of stupid investments.  Also, wasn’t she supposed to be married to Jay-Z by now? Hope he has her new phone number.

He added: “I don’t know where the heart attack thing came from.”

Actually, it came from his Atlanta attorney, Phaedra Parks, who told the Associated Press that Brown had severe chest pains Tuesday night and was taken to two hospitals.

Somebody is gonna get firrrrrrrrrred.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

First off, you know you are getting old when they are remaking films you saw as a teenager. Secondly, does this story really need to be re-told? Let it stand on its own. Now, Weird Science…THAT is a movie that needs to be re-done!!

No surprise when over 1million people applied to buy tickets.  Congrats to the girls….shows that people really never do grow up.

“She looks plastic as hell … she went to the factory and got a whole new face.”

This is the same Nick Carter who claimed Paris was a flop in bed. Have you SEEN the Paris tape?? Looks like she can give ‘ir to me.  Get your name out there Nick…promote that new BSB album. You’ll need all the help you can get.

One said she and her child would be “cut into hundreds of pieces”.

Halle, 41, who has a white father and an African-American mother, is expecting her first child with white Canadian model Gabriel Aubry.

A source close to the actress said: “Halle does not normally use security but she has taken on a couple of guys to make sure.” Police are investigating the threats.

Are you serious?? Honestly, there are some pretty messed up people. Everybody knows Halle is biracial as it is, so why not have threatened her when she was a young star? You have to wait until she gets knocked up and throw the biracial shit in her face? That’s crazy. Besides, her man is Canadian, which makes him as multiracial as they come in my books.  Hunt this prick who has threatened her down and make them watch Mork From Ork on a continous loop.

The potential deal marks the first piece of casting to emerge from the DC Comics-based ensemble project, which is expected to feature Superman, Batman, the Flash and Aquaman in addition to Wonder Woman.

interesting piece of casting. I can definitely see it. Personally, for Superman, I still like that fat kid from Superbad.

The ‘Hero’ singer attended the VH1 Save the Music Foundation 10th Anniversary Gala in New York on Thursday night (20.09.07) with an entourage of nine people, including a helper to ensure her ample boobs remain covered up at all times.

A source told the New York Daily News newspaper: “One assistant was in charge of dishing out breast tape, another wore a belt with brushes and hair spray and another one had portable heated rollers. The bathroom was shut down for 10 minutes for Mariah to be primped and preened.

Now you know why you haven’t seen me in a while.  Gonna spend the day getting the stickiness of the tape of my fingers. Holla if you need me.