The Ramblings of Scott

October 11, 2007

B’Phone by Beyonce

Filed under: Beyonce, celebrities, jay z — sdp04 @ 9:37 pm

B’Phone by Beyonce | Beyonce : Just Jared
Beyonce pimps the new B’Phone by Samsung in a green curve-enhancing dress at the Samsung Experience Store on Thursday in New York City.

The Beyonce-branded B’Phone, a special edition Samsung UpStage SPH-M620 Sprint-mobile phones will be available in gold and burgundy colors. It will be preloaded with a Beyonce-styled start-up screen, exclusive pictures and video clips including a song sung by Beyonce when she was 10.

Seriously?? Beyonce now has her own phone? You’ve GOT to be shitting me. This woman is either going to be rich beyond belief or lose her money to a bunch of stupid investments.  Also, wasn’t she supposed to be married to Jay-Z by now? Hope he has her new phone number.

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Bobby Brown Denies Having Heart Attack

Filed under: bobby brown, celebrities — sdp04 @ 9:28 pm

Bobby Brown Denies Having Heart Attack | Usmagazine.com
“None of it’s true,” Brown told the Associated Press Radio on Wednesday. “I went in for a checkup. The doc gave me a clean bill of health.”

He added: “I don’t know where the heart attack thing came from.”

Actually, it came from his Atlanta attorney, Phaedra Parks, who told the Associated Press that Brown had severe chest pains Tuesday night and was taken to two hospitals.

Somebody is gonna get firrrrrrrrrred.

October 1, 2007

Bono Collaborates With The Spice Girls

Filed under: bono, celebrities, spice girls — sdp04 @ 1:19 pm

Bono Collaborates With The Spice Girls – Starpulse News Blog
Rocker Bono has teamed up with the Spice Girls to record a new song – to help boost their appeal and widen their fan base. The Wannabe pop stars are due to release a greatest hits album before Christmas, but record label bosses fear the 1990s group will not attract as many fans as they used to – and have called in the U2 singer to help them out.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

Will Smith To Direct ‘Karate Kid’ Remake

Filed under: celebrities, karate kid, movies, will smith — sdp04 @ 1:17 pm

Will Smith To Direct ‘Karate Kid’ Remake – Starpulse News Blog
Actor Will Smith will be donning his director’s cap for his next project – a remake of 1984’s Karate Kid.

First off, you know you are getting old when they are remaking films you saw as a teenager. Secondly, does this story really need to be re-told? Let it stand on its own. Now, Weird Science…THAT is a movie that needs to be re-done!!

will smith

Spice Girls gig sells out in less than a minute

Filed under: celebrities, concerts, spice girls — sdp04 @ 1:04 pm

Spice Girls gig sells out in less than a minute | News | NME.COM
The Spice Girls comeback gig has sold out in 38 seconds, after fans who registered for tickets online were notified they had gone on sale.

No surprise when over 1million people applied to buy tickets.  Congrats to the girls….shows that people really never do grow up.

September 30, 2007

Good Luck Chuck

Filed under: celebrities, jessica alba — sdp04 @ 2:14 pm

indeed….good luck, chuck.

jessica alba

Nick Carter cries…

Filed under: ashlee simpson, backstreet boys, celebrities, nick carter, Paris Hilton — sdp04 @ 1:10 pm

A Socialites Life
If youll remember, Nick claims that he cheated on Paris Hilton with Ashlee briefly–a statement which Ashlee flatly denies–and is now saying that he thinks young Ms. Simpson has had too much work done on her face. According to Nick:

“She looks plastic as hell … she went to the factory and got a whole new face.”

This is the same Nick Carter who claimed Paris was a flop in bed. Have you SEEN the Paris tape?? Looks like she can give ‘ir to me.  Get your name out there Nick…promote that new BSB album. You’ll need all the help you can get.

nick carter

September 27, 2007

Halle Berry’s baby threatened

Filed under: celebrities, halle berry, stalking — sdp04 @ 12:51 am

A Socialite’s Life
The star, three months pregnant, has received letters at her LA home from an anonymous sicko.

One said she and her child would be “cut into hundreds of pieces”.

Halle, 41, who has a white father and an African-American mother, is expecting her first child with white Canadian model Gabriel Aubry.

A source close to the actress said: “Halle does not normally use security but she has taken on a couple of guys to make sure.” Police are investigating the threats.

Are you serious?? Honestly, there are some pretty messed up people. Everybody knows Halle is biracial as it is, so why not have threatened her when she was a young star? You have to wait until she gets knocked up and throw the biracial shit in her face? That’s crazy. Besides, her man is Canadian, which makes him as multiracial as they come in my books.  Hunt this prick who has threatened her down and make them watch Mork From Ork on a continous loop.

halle berry

September 26, 2007

Jessica Biel in Talks for Justice League

Filed under: celebrities, film, jessica biel, justice league — sdp04 @ 9:18 am

Jessica Biel in Talks for Justice League – ComingSoon.net
Jessica Biel is in talks to play Wonder Woman in Warner Bros. all-star superhero film Justice League of America, reports Variety.

The potential deal marks the first piece of casting to emerge from the DC Comics-based ensemble project, which is expected to feature Superman, Batman, the Flash and Aquaman in addition to Wonder Woman.

interesting piece of casting. I can definitely see it. Personally, for Superman, I still like that fat kid from Superbad.

jessica biel

September 24, 2007

Mariah Carey’s Breast Tape Assistant

Filed under: breast tape, celebrities, Mariah Carey — sdp04 @ 12:34 pm

Hollywood Rag – Celebrity Ragazine | Mariah Carey’s Breast Tape Assistant
Mariah Carey has a personal assistant who is solely responsible for her breast tape.

The ‘Hero’ singer attended the VH1 Save the Music Foundation 10th Anniversary Gala in New York on Thursday night (20.09.07) with an entourage of nine people, including a helper to ensure her ample boobs remain covered up at all times.

A source told the New York Daily News newspaper: “One assistant was in charge of dishing out breast tape, another wore a belt with brushes and hair spray and another one had portable heated rollers. The bathroom was shut down for 10 minutes for Mariah to be primped and preened.

Now you know why you haven’t seen me in a while.  Gonna spend the day getting the stickiness of the tape of my fingers. Holla if you need me.

Eating Out: Mariah Carey Snubbed At Waverly Inn

Filed under: celebrities, dining out, Mariah Carey — sdp04 @ 12:22 pm

Eating Out: Mariah Carey Snubbed At Waverly Inn – Gawker
She sent her I guess boyfriend in 2-3 times to make sure table was ready (place was half-full so no need) and voila, three paparazzi appeared to snap about five hundred pics in the 20 secs it took for Mariah to walk from curb to restaurant. The best is she sent everyone in ahead of her, and then she stopped before the door, turned to paparazzi and gave them a hundred more pics; she looked really good, wearing a long purple sleeveless gown, she smiled and thanked the paparazzi, and her fellow diners (in garden seating in front). The only time she faltered was when one fellow diner said out loud “We love and support you Britney” to loud laughs. And to make it worse, when the sarcastic diner was told that she wasn’t Britney he replied “Oh sorry, Lindsay, good luck with your demons.”

I love Mariah, but that shit is funny!! 

mariah carey

ohnotheydidnt: Meg White’s Sex Tape?

Filed under: celebrities, meg white, the white stripes — sdp04 @ 11:43 am

ohnotheydidnt: Meg White’s Sex Tape?

The White Stripes cancelled their tour…could this be why?? Click on the above link to see the video, but it is graphic. Be warned. 

September 22, 2007

Brad Pitt laces up for ‘Fighter’

Filed under: brad pitt, celebrities, mark wahlberg — sdp04 @ 9:32 pm

Variety.com – Brad Pitt laces up for ‘Fighter’
Brad Pitt is poised to star alongside Mark Wahlberg in “The Fighter,” the Paramount Pictures drama about Boston boxer “Irish” Mickey Ward and his unlikely path to become world lightweight champion.

This one is for the ladies….I know every female around me sighs when they hear of a new Oceans ### movie…well, now here is your shot at a topless Pitt and Wahlberg pummeling each other into glorious sweatfilled submission. Start lining up now at your local multiplex.

brad pitt

Britney, Britney, Britney…

Filed under: britney spears, celebrities — sdp04 @ 9:18 pm

News of the World
Tony said: “She has a terrible farting and burping problem. She burps and farts A LOT.”

And Tony revealed that Britney expected TWO cups of Starbucks coffee each day when she got up between 1pm and 2pm.

“She would want either ‘The Hot One’—a grande vanilla latte—or ‘The Cold One’—a grande mocha frappe.

“She would only ever have one but I always had to fetch her both. It was such a waste.”

Salma Hayek has a baby girl

Filed under: celebrities, salma hayek — sdp04 @ 9:11 pm

Cele|bitchy » Blog Archive » Salma Hayek has a baby girl
Salma Hayek and her fiance, French businessman François Henri Pinault, have had a baby girl named Valentina Paloma Pinault, her rep confirms. It is unknown when the baby was born, and no other details are available.

That’s great news for Salma and François Henri, congratulations!

September 21, 2007

Jessica Alba Teaches Ellen DeGeneres How To Walk

Filed under: celebrities, ellen degeneres, jessica alba — sdp04 @ 6:10 pm

Jessica Alba Teaches Ellen DeGeneres How To Walk – Starpulse News Blog
British experts claim Alba has the “perfect walk” after conducting a scientific study based on the ratio between her hips and waist.

Scientific proof!!!  Want some Scott proof?  Here ya go:

Jessica Alba Prefers Game Nights To Parties

Filed under: celebrities, jessica alba — sdp04 @ 6:04 pm

Jessica Alba Prefers Game Nights To Parties – Starpulse News Blog
She adds, “We write really embarrassing things on the Jenga pieces, so that everytime someone picks it out, they get to do fun stuff, like put the person to the left of you’s toe in your mouth! We also do this charades-type game and we play Pictionary.”

Jessica, take Scott’s index and middle finger and place them in your…oh, sorry, back to reality. 

Jennifer Lopez Makes Crazy Demands

Filed under: celebrities, jennifer lopez, marc anthony — sdp04 @ 5:35 pm

Hollywood Rag – Celebrity Ragazine | Jennifer Lopez Makes Crazy Demands
Among the demands are soft-bake chocolate chip cookies, spicy brown mustard, Dentyne Ice spearmint chewing gum, three varieties of Coke (caffeine-free, regular and diet) and cherry tomatoes.

The 38-year-old star also requested her favorite Jo Malone Grapefruit and Lime Blossom candles and two oscillating fans – to help keep the suite at her preferred 80ºF for her entire two-day stay.

how about the butt massage? no butt massage??? Come on, now!!

jennifer lopez

Renee Zellweger’s Fireplace Fire

Filed under: celebrities, renee zellweger — sdp04 @ 5:31 pm

Hollywood Rag – Celebrity Ragazine | Renee Zellweger’s Fireplace Fire
Renée Zellweger’s cosy night in was ruined when a “truckload” of
fire-fighters burst into her apartment.

The ‘Cold Mountain’ actress was feeling the chill yesterday and
decided to use the fireplace in her luxurious New York apartment – but
alarmed neighbours smelled smoke coming from her floor and phoned the
emergency services.

There are more than a few women (and men) that I know that would welcome a troupe of firemen in their place. Live it up, girl!

renee zellweger

Crazy Days and Nights: James Blunt Is A One Hit Wonder And A Slut

Filed under: celebrities, james blunt — sdp04 @ 4:46 pm

Crazy Days and Nights: James Blunt Is A One Hit Wonder And A Slut
In a recent interview, James Blunt had this to say about sleeping with as many women as possible now that he’s a “pop star.”

“I’ve always thought it was my responsibility to do that. I have been told by people that I should not be seen clubbing with good-looking women, but I can’t see why not. Why be a pop star otherwise?

Atta boy Jimmy. Tell them they are beautiful, then bend them over so you don’t have to look at them.  You are my hero.

james blunt

Paris’ Gives Her…

Filed under: celebrities, Paris Hilton — sdp04 @ 4:38 pm

A Socialite’s Life
“I have, like, a million clothes and more than 500 pairs of shoes, so I’m going to give a bunch of them to orphanages and children’s hospitals. I never wear something twice.”

Great, so now the homeless can look like sluts too.

paris hilton

September 20, 2007

Jessica Alba & Poo

Filed under: celebrities, jessica alba, penguins, poo — sdp04 @ 11:46 pm

Notable Quotables – Starpulse News Blog
“They poo a lot. It’s not the best-smelling job.” Jessica Alba couldn’t imagine becoming a penguin wrangler. She plays one in her new movie Good Luck Chuck.

First of all, just the image of Jessica saying the word “poo” is enough to set the fires afiring. And to that end, may I present you, my dear reader, with this:

jessica alba

Aishwarya Rai: Pretty in ‘Pink Panther 2′

Aishwarya Rai: Pretty in ‘Pink Panther 2′ | Aishwarya Rai, Steve Martin : Just Jared

Okay, first of all, they are making a sequel to this piece of crap that Steve Martin made? Are you serious? It was so much worse than any of the originals and I have still yet to meet one person who actually enjoyed it. Secondly, the worlds second most beautiful woman is co-starring?? This is going to be her big Hollywood major studio debut??  Lunacy. Next thing I’m going to read will be Jessican Alba is having a sex change just so she can have sex with Oprah Winfrey. The world sucks.

There are even more Vanessa Anne Hudgens nude pics coming

Filed under: celebrities, high school musical, vanessa hudgens — sdp04 @ 5:30 pm

Cele|bitchy » Blog Archive » There are even more Vanessa Anne Hudgens nude pics coming
So brace yourselves. More Vanessa Anne Hudgens nude pics are coming. She should wait a while before releasing these ones, though, people might get bored of her.

vanessa hudgens

Amy Winehouse Tears Dry on Their Own & Me & Mrs Jones MOBO’s

Filed under: amy winehouse, celebrities — sdp04 @ 3:56 pm

Trainwreck alert.  This is tremendously sad. I only hope that she watches this in the 30minutes she has a clear head daily, sees how much her fans are grooving out to her shit, and wisens up. She has probably the 3rd or 4th best band I have ever seen live backing her and how they haven’t either quit or taken her out back of the tour bus and just beaten her senseless is beyond me.

September 18, 2007

Insiders Say Jennifer Lopez Is Pregnant, Possibly Expecting Twins

Filed under: celebrities, jennifer lopez, marc anthony — sdp04 @ 1:45 pm

Insiders Say Jennifer Lopez Is Pregnant, Possibly Expecting Twins – Starpulse News Blog
The couple has been trying to get pregnant for the past two years and eventually turned to in vitro fertilization. And those close to the couple claim the baby news could be a double blessing – doctors think Lopez, 38, could be expecting twins.

Okay, so your tours ticket sales suck, your new songs suck, you haven’t done a movie in a year….all adds up to 12months out of the spotlight. LETS GET PREGGERS!!!

jennifer lopez

Angelina Jolie: ‘I’ve Only Had Four Lovers’

Filed under: angelina jolie, celebrities, peewee herman — sdp04 @ 1:42 pm

Angelina Jolie: ‘I’ve Only Had Four Lovers’ – Starpulse News Blog
She tells Britain’s Cosmopolitan magazine, “It was never true. I had only slept with four men in my life – and I married two of them!”

yeah and PeeWee Herman never masturbates.

angelina jolie

Manager Dumps Britney

Filed under: britney spears, celebrities — sdp04 @ 11:52 am

Manager Dumps Britney | Usmagazine.com
Kwatinetz tells Usmagazine.com, “It saddens us to confirm media reports that we have terminated our professional relationship with Britney Spears. We have represented Britney for the past month. We believe Britney is enormously talented, and has made a terrific record. But current circumstances have prevented us from properly doing our job. We wish Britney the best.”

oh oh….the house of cards is falling. A month? Only ONE MONTH?  Jesus, Brit….

britney spears

September 17, 2007

Britney tried to back out of VMA performance 10 minutes before show

Filed under: britney spears, celebrities, kevin federline, vmas — sdp04 @ 8:22 pm

Cele|bitchy » Blog Archive » Britney tried to back out of VMA performance 10 minutes before show
“Britney started yelling at Kevin that she didn’t want the boys to watch because she felt her nearly naked body and provocative dance moves would be too much for them to see,” said her friend.

“Kevin fired back: ‘But you walk around the house naked all the time! What’s the difference?’”

While getting last-minute touchups to her hair and makeup, Britney dropped a bombshell – telling producers she couldn’t perform.

“Britney knew that her rehearsal hadn’t gone well. But it was 10 minutes before she was supposed to go on stage – and the MTV bigwigs had a fit!” a source revealed.

“They told Britney that if she didn’t go one, they’d sue her. So she agreed to go ahead.”

September 13, 2007

Prince to sue YouTube, eBay over music use –

Filed under: celebrities, prince, youtube — sdp04 @ 10:25 pm

Prince to sue YouTube, eBay over music use – Yahoo! News

see, now this is just bullshit. I myself have seen YouTube videos yanked due to copyright (Beyonce’s fall, clips from the Grammys, etc). I think YouTube does a great job, when contacted, at removing material. As a Prince fan, I noticed during the winter a lot of his material was removed from YouTube, so it’s not like these guys turned their backs on him. Grow a set and remember that this is an avenue in which to sell yourself. Use it, don’t sue it.

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